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The 1st Annual 1809 Rankin Stupidity Award nominations! Hamburger helper, Wolf Chow, Meep, Pelicans and cell phones and cars oh my,, Danvers High School

This year for the March of Dimes Gala, it was the Addams Family, and so I give you

FESTER ADDAMS!

Loud, animalistic, gut wrenching scream

Damn, didn't help

Ok, so I know it's been .... awhile... since I've made a post about stupidity in the online RP community. So I think it's time I caught up... so here I have this...

The setting for Ultimate DC is three years from the start of the varied careers, both heroic and criminal, of the denizens of the DC universe. Just long enough to establish presences, to begin legends, but early enough that the future is still largely unwritten and anything can happen. As of the start of Ultimate DC, the major players are in place, the Justice League is beginning to come together and Lex Luthor has decided to create his own superhero team by creating the Teen Titans.

Now lets investigate a few things. First off we must establish that even though DC Comics has been published for 70 years, according to their "Sliding timeline" only 13 years has passed in the continuity of the world. SO .

This room has Dick Grayson As Nightwing. Dick Grayson was Robin, up until Year Eight of DC Continuity. So if it is "year three of Batman's career, then Dick "Should by that rule" be Robin. So this is Obviously NOT the third year of Batman's Career.

The room has a Superboy (Clone Version) Superboy was created by Project Cadmus in DC's Canon year Ten. So this is Obviously NOT the Third year of Superman's Career.

They have a Tim Drake as Robin, first off what the hell happened to Jason Todd? Second Tim Was introduced in Year Nine of Batman's Career, so once again NOT year three for Batman.

They have Wally West as the Flash... What are we ignoring the Fact that Wally didn't become "The Flash" until Year EIGHT. So Obviously NOT Year three of Wally's Career, since he was KID FLASH for eight years.


The Lesson here is Students if you CHOOSE to Establish that "it is three years into the careers of these heroes" then Oh I don't know FUCKING RESEARCH What the hell your talking about.

Thus endeth the lesson

Ok, so I've decided to start writing. Currently I'm up to 5 Pages and that's the Prologue. I'm gonna slowly over the next few months work on the events of the world After the destruction, 256 years after but for now I tease you with the first paragraph of the prologue.

December 21, 2012 A.D.
The day the whole world went away. Well the day it started to. For hundreds of years scientists and believers in Christian theologies argued over which belief was correct. Both had in their mind “correct” versions of the end of the world, the end of days or the Apocalypse. Each philosophy was unique and based upon a definitively different series of sources. The majority of those great minds never lived to learn the truth. Neither survived to claim the right to brag they were right nor to say “I told you so.” It most likely would have come as a shock to both groups that they were both right.

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Ok, so I know that I rarely make a post involving God, and typically when I do several people loose their minds and blast me for it, but you know what.
This is my Blog I can write what I want, and you don't have to read it if you don't want to.

So anyway I've been out of a job for a month now, since August 27th to be exact. And This all started with an Interview Thursday.

The Job I was interviewing for was setting appointments for Olan Mills, to do pictures for Church catalogs It was Part time, at 8.50/ hour. Interview went great and I was told to call back today if I'd not heard anything.

So I called this morning, left a message and the HumanResources lady calls me and tells me that they had filled the PT Position, but there was a customer Service position Mon-Fri 9:30AM-6PM they wanted to talk to me about.

This interview was even better than the first, and I walked out with the Job. 10/HOUR!!!!!

So, to this I thank god for touching my life today. And for Bearing me through the last month.

If you've been tagged or you are reading this, you have the honor of copying all these goofy questions, writing your own response, and tagging 25 other victims. I want to know more about you.....but not in a creepy stalker kind of way, well maybe LOL.

To do this, go to “notes” under tabs on your profile page, paste these instructions in the body of the note, type your title as "Getting to know each other!", tag 25 people including me (tagging is done in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.

1. What time did you get up this morning? 10AM

2. How do you like your steak? Medium Rare to Rare

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Up

4. What is your favorite TV show? Heroes,, Lost, or any Cartoon I watch with my son.

5. If you could live anywhere in the world where would it be? I'd want a house, that in order to visit the neighbors I'd need a car

6. What did you have for breakfast? Pork and Beans

7. What is your favorite cuisine? I like Italian, and Chinese

8. What foods do you dislike? Mushrooms and Strawberries, namely cause Well they will kill me, allergic

9. Favorite Place to Eat? Ryans

10. Favorite dressing? Ranch

11.What kind of vehicle do you drive? I don't you'd be amazed the $$$ I save on Gas.

12. What are your favorite clothes? Sweats and a T shirt

13. Where would you visit if you had the chance? Everywhere I have a friend

14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? 100% full 1/2 with Liquid, 1/2 with Air. It's all Matter, just in different States (Gas/Liquid)

15. Where would you want to retire? Somewhere where I could get Snow in the winter

16. Favorite time of day? I'm a night owl

17. Where were you born? Chattanooga, TN

18. What is your favorite sport to watch? Football

19. Who do you think will not tag you back? I has no clue, but I'm guessing a few.

20. Person you expect to tag you back first? See above

21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? there are a few, one in particular who made me take a personality test

22. Bird watcher? considering that if I could fly I would, yes

23. Are you a morning person or a night person? Night

24. Do you have any pets? Stray Cats

25. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? The Economy suck - someone whispers in my ear- Oh, they know that already? Oh well carry on.

26. What did you want to be when you were little? Hal Jordan/Green Lantern

27. What is your best childhood memory? My Grandfather teaching me how to do flips.

28. Are you a cat or dog person? Cat

29. Are you married? Nope

30. Always wear your seat belt? Hell no, it's a conspiracy . Plus the ambulance drivers are just too lazy to look for my body.

31. Been in a car accident? Yes

32. Any pet peeves? Stupidity.

33. Favorite Pizza Toppings? Cheese!, And Lots of it

34. Favorite Flower? Dogwoods

35. Favorite ice cream? Chocolate

36. Favorite fast food restaurant? Subway

37. How many times did you fail your driver's test? 0

38. From whom did you get your last email? Um. Job Rejection letter

39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? HHGREGG

40. Do anything spontaneous lately? Kinda -shifty eyes-

41. Like your job? Unemployed is not a job I'd like a job

42. Broccoli? NO

43. What was your favorite vacation? Dragoncon

44. Last person you went out to dinner with? Mom and Grant

45. What are you listening to right now? A fan

46. What is your favorite color? Black, Red or hunter Green

47. How many tattoos do you have? 0

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Ok, so I read this web Comic called Least I Could Do and today the writer put up a challenge.


It seems that some of you are unfamiliar with the TED series of conferences of which Rayne is apparently speaking at, and I find that rather alarming. Not because I agree or disagree with a specific TED topic or speaker, but because the talks tend to be about things that should be talked about, should be debated.

That said, I'm giving you all homework today. This is your assignment:

Head on over to TED.com and watch AT LEAST 1 video, your pick of which. Following that, please return to this site and post in the forum which video you viewed. In addition, also comment with your thoughts on the talk, why you agreed or disagreed, why you think or don't think it's an issue worth debating. - Ryan Sohmer


So I did, I went and Watched a video, and He's right these videos are inspiring, and so this was my "LICD Homework"


http://www.ted.com/talks/carolyn_porco_flies_us_to_saturn.html

Now while this video was about the probe to Saturn, they mainly talked about Titan. Which is a pretty interesting topic. the longer I sat here and watched Carolyn talk, the more I could just see myself imagining colonizing Titan, or some other place in the Solar System. and I think that's why I really like this video.

the way she talks, her enthusiasm to explore just its infectious. It makes you wonder when the first Manned mission to Titan will be, and Exactly what do I have to do to be on that ship? It make you just want to Wonder what it feels like to walk on the moon, or Saturn's moon. Something I think this country has lost in the years since the Kennedy assassination.

This country used to have this idea of exploration, we sent people to the moon constantly, but once the shuttle was developed that kinda came to a trickling halt. We had a enthusiasm for the future, a desire to better ourselves in any way we could. A almost childlike level of it, where you could look around and say "I want to do that when I grow up" . Or Parents could say "I want my kid to be an Astronaut.

Now a days kids just hope that they do grow up. And Parents are lucky if they outlive their children. And no I don't think it's "that bad" but I think that child like enthusiasm for the future is gone. And I think we need it back, and it's good to see that Carolyn has it, and I'm glad I watched this video and that some of hers rubbed off on me. I want my Son to be the first man on Mars. and if that's what he wants I'll do Everything I can to make sure he gets there, even if I have to carry him on my back .

It's been statistically proven, not just by statistics, but my own personal experience that women are more prone to cheat then men. It's just the way of the world. I've been married twice, both cheated on me.

I've been in one serious relationship since then, and was constantly accused of cheating on her. (Which I learned with my second wife the accuser is typically the cheater)

So in answer to this question.

Women

A bird in the hand is a mess to wipe up later.

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls can not walk.

I'd tell you the winning lottery numbers, but your not gonna win anyway, whats the point.

I really shouldn't be working here, the last person to open my fortune cookie, committed suicide.

Now this is a question I know the answer to


I want to be a Customer Service consultant. See there are too many places that just seem to forget that its the Customer, not the company that pays your bills. Without the customer there is no Money. ..

So My dream job would be to be a traveling Consultant. Traveling from business to business, and instructing their Employees on Customer Service Skills.

Seriously, this woman can see Russia, that's her foreign Affair policy?! and then this?

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/09/09/palin-gets-tough-on-obamas-health-care-proposals/

"Is it any wonder that many of the sick and elderly are concerned that the Democrats' proposals will ultimately lead to rationing of their health care by-dare I say it-death panels?" she writes. "Establishment voices dismissed that phrase, but it rang true for many Americans."

Well Hell Sarah, Lets look at some things the President mentioned tonight in his speech.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/09/09/obama.health.care.transcript/index.html

One man from Illinois lost his coverage in the middle of chemotherapy because his insurer found that he hadn't reported gallstones that he didn't even know about. They delayed his treatment, and he died because of it.

Another woman, from Texas, was about to get a double mastectomy when her insurance company canceled her policy because she forgot to declare a case of acne. By the time she had her insurance reinstated, her breast cancer had more than doubled in size.

Come on Sarah, go back to Alaska, shoot your moose or drill some oil... Drill baby drill, but Please Stay Away from the news, every time you open your mouth I loose brain cells.

Ok, so the other night I had what I can quite carefully call the weirdest dream I've had in the history of my dreaming.

I dreamed I sold every thing I own, comic gaming books Furniture the works, and I bought a lap top, and Started hiking the country.

Now you would think it stopped there, but it progresses, I stopped existing except as a ghost. I only held jobs that paid Cash under the table, I only existed as the Internet name "Exusiai"

It was like "My Life meets The Incredible Hulk"

Since I updated this blasted thing. Lets see whats going on?

1809 Rankin is now officially an affiliate of Roleplayoasis.com. go team us!

Work is going good

I think I may have to bash my head against a wall for my son's mother's stupidity.

And all in all life is good

Ruby Falls.


By far the most beautiful Natural Attraction in the city